'People keep ribbing me' about the Ashes finishing ahead of my trip.
Golden sun, savory pies and iconic stadiums - what else would an England cricket fan possibly want?
Realistically, they'd hope for an Ashes series in Australia where they still have a chance to secure the famous trophy once the opening games are done.
Unfortunately, this scenario is off the table on this occasion, however, after a comprehensive victory by 82 runs in Adelaide left the home side leading three-nil for the fourth successive Ashes series on Australian grounds.
The Barmy Army, England's supporters' group, have thousands of supporters making the journey for the concluding fixtures in New South Wales and Victoria.
Furthermore, other tour groups who will celebrate the holidays in Australia, as well as families and friends planning a once-in-a-lifetime trip.
The Disappointed Travelers
A group of four supporters are a prime example.
The four siblings had their itineraries and entry credentials secured for the Boxing Day and New Year Tests "12 months ago", dreaming of a long-awaited triumph.
Sadly, they've observed Australia dismantle the tourists in just a short period from their family home in the north of England.
"Everyone at work has been making comments about it being over for the last two weeks," said Sam.
"We always thought that we would have something to play for by the time we arrived."
Fading Positivity
Optimism was high concerning a potential victory of breaking a 15-year drought for a victory down under prior to the first ball.
But they are now facing the prospect of continuing a barren spell in the country to 19 matches when the next match starts in the MCG on Christmas Day.
The tourists - and their supporters - will be desperate to avoid a whitewash.
One sibling noted the "entertainment" of head coach the aggressive 'Bazball' approach in recent years had "renewed interest in" Test cricket for followers of the team.
Yet the fans said they had minimal hopes for the remaining matches - and all they are requesting from the players is "some resilience".
"Every pundit alludes to it, but it all is about fortitude. 'Bazball' has been elevated to a term now that is just, like, impractical batting," stated Rory Ryding.
"In a five-day Test match, you should hunker down. Playing at deliveries 'sixth stump' areas has never been in the coaching manuals, and that is largely because of the top order."
Looking Ahead
When questioned if he believed England will secure a victory in this Ashes series, one fan responded: "It looks like the Australians are superior at the moment."
"It will require multiple performers that stands up for England and makes a big impact."
Despite the scoreline, the group remains anticipating the trip.
"We are going to have a fantastic experience nonetheless," said Katie. "We have to go with that mindset."
"Obviously it is unfortunate we can't contest the series, but we have spent so much money by now."
"We will make the most of having Christmas and New Year out there. This will be mine and Rory's first time away from home at this time of year."
A schoolteacher, Katie is focused on enjoying the 21,000-mile round-trip as part of her Christmas holidays.
"Should the cricket disappoint, I've got golf to turn to," Katie concluded.